The ‘Worst Dressed’ City Gets Redemption: Anchorage is Everywhere this Fall!They always come back around. Ex-boyfriends, ants, fashion trends… they’re all cyclical, baby! And today, sitting in my Los Angeles…Dec 7, 2022Dec 7, 2022
First day of SpringThe comforter had been rolled up in my trunk for two years. The last time it had touched a bed, I lived in a different house, in a…Mar 21, 20221Mar 21, 20221
Being Single is Making Me BrokeI have been single for almost a year. Okay, maybe longer, maybe shorter, but who’s counting? (Apparently my extended family and half of my…Dec 7, 20212Dec 7, 20212
Published inHuman PartsDear Ghosted,I regret to inform you that I am not interested in pursuing a relationship — sexual or otherwise — with you, but you already knew that…Aug 17, 20211Aug 17, 20211
Saying Goodnight to MyselfSome nights are like this: glass of water and two tylenol you and your saline cheeks waiting for 2 am softness your nectarine heart how it…Jun 15, 2021Jun 15, 2021
What Up, Binches?Are we One Direction or WHAT?! Fifteen days turned into… eight months? But who’s counting, anyway?Oct 19, 20201Oct 19, 20201
Meditations on Nostalgia for the CityI always contend the best place to lose your mind is Los Angeles because you fit right in. Still, when I spent my first six months in Los…Jul 22, 2020Jul 22, 2020
Sometimes the Axis is a Real AssholeThe axis was bent against my favor for an entire year. Leaning away from any comfort of warmth, it was twelve months of the worst season…May 24, 2020May 24, 2020
A Pandemic and My Personal Undoing(Before reading this, please consider these are my personal thoughts. This is in no way trivializing the absolute devastation we are…May 19, 2020May 19, 2020