My Google Search History: Insight To My Trill Life
A Google search history can give us the answers to many of life’s burning questions. Much like anthropologists can look through garbage cans to find out a person’s lifestyle; one can look through my Google search history to find, well, a garbage can. Google is now the default for research. Many of us completely dismiss and ignore encyclopedias, scholarly articles, and other search engines altogether and simply “Google it”. I’m no different. And while I have no desire to further understand impeachment or index funds, I think my Google search history sums up the common 20-something privileged experience.
“Is 26 too young to freeze your eggs?”
“Men. Dumb. Why?”
“Ex boyfriend’s name + city he now lives in”
“Kidney pain”
“Back pain”
“Botox”
“Botox on buttcheeks safe?”
“Free Taco Bell. World Series.”
“Why 20s suck”
“Side hustles”
“How much do dog walkers make”
“Sugar daddies who don’t want sugar”
“How to make money selling feet pics”
“How to send an invoice”
“Tax extension”
“Best break up songs”
“Does durian really smell like poop?”
“Old Town Road lyrics”
“How to be an influencer”
“Did everyone else waste money on their degree?”
“Vegan junk food”
“Bitcoin”
“Male gaze vs. Female gaze”
“Homemade donuts. Microwave.”
“The godfather quotes”
“Cheap neighborhoods in Los Angeles safe”
“Am I going to die alone?”
“The most expensive wedding gowns”
“Difference between baking soda and baking powder”
“I swallowed a lot of gum. Will my poop be a gumball?”
